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That Handsome Devil

Individuals often ask me
“Godforbid” they say
“You’re quite the ladies guy
What’s your key? “

Well
You too could be swimmin’ in women
Afloat in seas of ovaries
But more importantly
Knowing whether behind those pretty eyes
You have diamond when you look at the rough
Or colored lenses and a rough stripper called Diamond

Lets recreate the scene make think you’re at a table seat
Talking playfully to your waitress at the local destination to eat
Way underneath the apron, Maybeline
Smell of eggs and cheese, bacon grease
She’s a babe, and 8 at least
You would you like to push the bowl of quesadillas of this dining table and distribute them angel’s wings
But you cannot state anything?
When you don’t excel with women
They sell prescription medications on television
May cause lack of appetite
Malnutrition, dizzy spells
And various bells were ringing
And this is where I can be bought in and give ‘em just a little additional assist to get ‘em

(You can not get)
The thing is that self- self- confidence is paramount to any situation
(inside her jeans)
We all have actually insecurities
So have you thought to grow your self- self- self- confidence in the insecurities of others
(But you do not)
Hey, she is going to somebody
(Give a damn)
so just why not your

The drunker you are
The easier it really is getting laid
But the harder it is always to
you may need to visualize exactly what it really is this months
Whoever you have been think of
The girl during the Pizza Hut
Midgets, nuns
What ever small neglect it was
And with some effort, just a little luck
If you occur to offer enough
Maybe you can get it

Now an is meant to be fun
Instant satisfaction, a roller coaster
But no body would like to get stuck over and over
Going house into the roller coaster
It’s difficult to watch your shows
And do your homework
And whenever trip you rode is over
It’ll cost significantly more than a roll of quarters

(You can not get)
Pull out
I discover how warm and good it feels
(In her jeans)
But its gettin’ crowded ‘round here
Please, pull out
(However you don’t)
If their not the only you intend to remain with
You can prevent the face
(offer a damn)
But perhaps not the abbreviation
Taking repayments from your own paycheck
You can perform it, take out

Men have what I call a “Columbus Complex”
Other russian brides individuals might have been there
But we nevertheless would you like to feel just like we discovered it
So do not inform the quantity that you done it with
Your summers in Columbia
once you had been young and done a number of dumber
Rambunctious kids
Wait when it comes to second date to cuff the wrists
Sponges, plastic gloves, and whips, oven mitts
Now a well trimmed individual area, that is nice
But why’s she therefore prepared?
You do not assume
That she never ever understands
whenever she might show somebody?
Now think of that before going steady
Or possibly at your own personal wedding

(You can not get)
If she actually is your girlfriend
Leave her alone along with your friends
(In her pants)
Now, I do not expect no virgin
But allow ‘em you will need to screw her
If she actually is flirting, or
(However you don’t)
It will not work man
Get rid of her
And get a new girlfriend
Remember
(Give a damn)
The guaranteed exchange rate
At this party she actually is an 8
At the club a 7
At my apartment a 10
Environment dictates
The morning after
She may slip up to a 3
‘Cause several things are better merely to lust for

(This conclude the introductory section associated with Godforbid self-help collection. )

Hey, rest along with other races
Help out worldwide relations

(For further behavioral directions, consult the nearest strip club, and/or alcohol shop. Thank you, and revel in your self. )

(if it is not usually the one you prefer simply overlook it)
(if it is not usually the one you prefer simply overlook it)
(whether it’s not the only you desire simply overlook it)

(this really is a country that is good with good individuals but what effective is ‘good’ in times like these? )